I’ve heard that your "sticky muppet emanations" are full of collagen and elastin, making them an excellent elixir for skin rejuvenation.

Can you muppets tell me if topical application of said emanations can, indeed, reverse the signs of aging?

If so, can you tell me if one muppet’s emanations are superior to another’s? What’s the best way to apply the emanations?

I don’t know if you know this but I am Statler and Waldorfs lovechild. So I would just like to go ahead and say as a half human/half muppet that I prefer bi-homosappet to muppet man. When will anyone ever think of the bi-homosappet?
As far as skin rejuvenating, you will have to go on a month long treatment to know for sure.

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